E.g., Porsche 918.

Porsche's and AMG's recent offerings have been incredible, groundbreaking. Audi is doing splendidly and...Volkswagen? Well, 3 outta four ain't bad.

A pre-face lift AMG hammer.

No, I have high hopes for the new Mustang, though I'm not too much enamored by the styling.

Obviously false as I didn't see the likes of you these past 5 years.

Then you're likeky driving something German.

And such is a good example of responsible laser ownership.

Ford: "Have you driven a turd lately?"

Excellent news. Long live the Cult of Apple!

Your demonstrated ability to cut-and-paste is commendable.

I do not think that word means what you think that word means.

More wasted tax dollars. This stupidity should be illegal.

Then you're not thinking different. But that's okay, I still love you.

Nepotism is a problem everywhere, and should be more regulated.

Yup. Worst part it's not iOS.

Tiny Teflon particles bond to food being prepared in these pans with each meal...and then enter the blood supply.

Also useful to test random, adjacent strangers for Ebola!

Also useful to test random, adjacent strangers for Ebola!

Too bad Teflon is toxic as shit. We threw out all our Teflon pans as soon as we found out they're composed of dangerous elements that, once they get into your blood stream, like...stay there forever.

Fuck more taxes. Damn.

Traffic is actually not that bad if you do some yoga postures beforehand, and practice deep breathing techniques behind the wheel.