What sandwich? (Brushes off crumbs.)

Excellent decision, mates. Well done.

Like, zoinks! That's dangerous!

Didn't we see this four years ago? I jest! Nicely done and quite lovely.

Why not?

Sorry, "Mr. Defense Industry Expert" dude, your pitiful, measly attempts at substantiating and branding yourself as some sort of authority won't work here.

If I shoot you with a laser, you're not going to die.

Yes, we totally need a much bigger war industry. Why, we should devote 99% of all taxes to more war toys, why not!

You might also be astonished at how immoral, blinded, ignorant and brutish they are.

Lol!!!

Yuck.

"Just as deadly as shooting a bullet?"

Zzzzzzzzz. Completely underwhelming and appears inferior to the imminent iWatch.

"...modern laser pointers, such as the Wicked Lasers that exist for whatever reason...."

What are you talking about? Like most people confronted with this Glassholes nonsense, I share a similar reaction.

Yup, still looks stupid as shit, I'm afraid. #glassholes

What the hell is a shooting brake?

Glad to see tax dollars used wisely. What a crock of shit.

Excellent article; made me yearn for camping in the wilderness again.

Nice nail polish, Jordan. What shade is that?