I’ve been a fan of hers since her Whoa, Nelly days, and I maintain that Folklore is an underrated gem of an album. I’m glad she had a bit of fun (and made some coin) during her Timbaland days, and gladder that she’s gotten back to more personal music.

What the fuck is wrong with people?!

I fucking love Keanu Reeves.

What the entire fuck did I just watch???? That is a child he is manhandling over nothing!! And then he pulls his gun put because people are rightfully trying to get him off the kid?? And shoots it?????? I’m fucking livid! Administrative leave my ass he should be in jail!

I think Scarlett Johanssen is beautiful, but incredibly lifeless onscreen. She’s like staring at a brick wall for 2 hours.

Well, this looks fucking AWESOME.

Always reminds me of the utterly mind boggling number of stock photos of women laughing while eating salad.

Needs more Teen Witch. (Top That!)

probably because they literally can’t imagine it. it’s hard to see life outside your bubble.

The best is Questlove’s retelling of his attempt to get invited to Patti LaBelle’s place for her legendary dinner. A must watch:

Supermodels do not lose weight by accident. Their physique is directly proportionate to their ability to get work and make a living. Bela has the time, resources, inclination, and obligation to spend three hours a day working out in the same way Secret Service agents do, albeit for totally different reasons.

My boyfriend an drew I went as Rey and Finn from The Force Awakens!

Good in Bed is a great book too!

Concentrate lemonade and limeade, on the other hand, is the shit.

OMG seriously. It’s so rich that a man would have “hygienic” concerns about a woman’s attire. Like, first of all, you know nothing about female anatomy and what does/doesn’t create hygiene issues; second of all, 90% of men are 100% gross.

It makes me think of Scarlett Johansson in Lost In Translation when she feels estranged from her husband and whispers to a friend on the phone: he uses hair products.

My brothers on the school bus would be like, ‘Oh, you’re not my sister, I don’t know you’

My dad always said “if actors were smart, they wouldn’t have become actors”