The best way I can express my empathy or lack there of...I have big boobs. I do not know what it is like, not to have big boobs. I imagine it can suck, but I rarely, if ever, think about what it is like to have small boobs.

How I feel right now...what does my master want me to wear??!!

I don’t think this is technically tilt shift. Maybe frischluft or something similar.