She didn’t have her lvl. 5 key card selected in her inventory. 

...their handbooks aren’t laced with racism like in America...

That was amazing. The cut to the vent was genius. 

How did no one depict Mario going back to plumbing?!

And what was the average age of death and mortality rate as it relates to reaching adulthood during the Middle Ages?

Yes, during that time things were allowed that aren’t now because to some degree, their civilization’s survival depended on it. That isn’t the case so the same doesn’t apply.

I had this thought run through my head too, but fear of being court ordered not to play Mario Kart prevented me from sharing it.

The judge is an idiot. If there’s any game that might result in a mass shooting it’s Mario Kart. #fuckblueshells

And Thomas Edison was terrible at making lightbulbs, and Henry Ford’s cars drive like shit.

I encourage you to challenge your own view by listening to any of Paul’s isolated bass tracks (available on YouTube; Hey, Bulldog and Something are two straight masterpieces I’d recommend to start). If you’re interested in their singing ability, you can also hear their isolated harmonies (the b-side of Abbey Road has…

He should talk to more people.

Yeah, but according to him, the only person who doesn’t like that song is Cyndi Lauper.

Yeah yeah, you produced “We Are The World”. I don’t wanna hear it.

While you can do things to help, DO NOT EVER PUT ANYTHING IN THEIR MOUTH. Any damage they might do to their tongue is trivial compared to what you’re going to do by giving them something to choke themselves on.

Except... If he is in the US he will lose his license and may not be able to afford the doctor visit in the first place. There’s a lot of factors that would keep someone from visiting the doctor, and losing one’s license is a HUGE incentive NOT to go.

This is true. If he had a history of epilepsy it would be one thing, but out of the blue is another. Sudden brain changes shouldn’t be ignored.

nevermind yamchas death, what about the death of Chao Zu. that ruined my childhood.

Did you miss the part where she wanted/needed to do it herself? I love giving oral, digital, and vibrator stimulation. I often did and do. I’m not going to rape someone to meet your hot take approval.

I could and often did. Sometimes she preferred finishing herself. (Read the parenthesis.)

Yes. Specifically, we need to know if it’s small dick being sucked, and if that counts as a another of the game’s microtransactions.