He’ll come out behind a certain and yell "YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D EARTH!" while the nuclear bombs are in midair

Wouldn’t it be wild if this whole “Trump presidency” thing was just one long episode of the country being Punk’d?

“As far as I am concerned, she is no longer Speaker of the House.”

The B-Roll from his shooting baskets is 17 hours long.

This is the edge I needed to finally win my fantasy basketball league. I’ll let you know how my draft turns out.

hi mrskia, appreciate your feedback, always good when my blogs create a little buzz

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

These people handle our food. They deserve our respect and they deserve to make a decent living.

Yeah anyone calling them centrist doesn’t listen to them and is just pretending that it’s still 2011 and they all still work for Obama. I don’t listen religiously but I catch enough of it. While they have some tendencies to be overly defensive about Obama, they have been going hard in the paint for removing the…

No, he’s

I think you are letting McQueary off the hook a bit. Witnessing something like that can no doubt rock you to your core, but once you settle down you pick up the fucking phone and you call the cops or fbi. 

Like most sensible people, I haven’t read Gladwell in 10+ years, but find myself wondering: Is he a genuinely lazy and unclear thinker, or is he an intelligent opportunist who knows there is money to be made by appealing to lazy, unclear thinkers?

I think your being pretty generous to Pete. Buttered toast is the perfect accompaniment to the rest of my grease filled hang-over plate, and buttered sour dough toast is just good in its own right.

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

Malcolm Gladwell: “All I’m saying is that jet fuel can’t melt Sandusky’s penis.”

Why you have to drag buttered toast into this? Nothing better than buttered toast in the morning! 

Un-toasted Wonder Bread with rolled up sleeves.

Unsalted butter...can’t be too spicy.

Ten years ago an openly gay candidate would never have gotten this level of attention or support.