To be fair, so far the 3% threshold does cut the people you wanted cut.

The DNC is over-reacting to the perception that the last cycle was far too favorable to Clinton I think. So now they’ve swung too far in the other direction and are leaving the pool really broad to avoid that same criticism (which got pretty heated and may have depressed turnout).

Freddy Kitchens sinks even lower.

Hey, it worked for Pompey the Great.

I know he looked good in preseason, and anyone can look good in the preseason.

That’s Gold, Jerry!

the latest scandal in which he is accused of improperly extorting Ukrainian officials

I think he thinks it makes him look cool and important. Kind of like when kids have t-shirts with a police uniform on it

I’d love for this to be a continuing feature, I just beat Fallout 4 and was trying to remember all the crazy rumors leading up to it

In case no one has told you yet, everyone you work with is bummed when you arrive. They speak to you, but the reason the conversations are so short no matter how excited you are is because they can’t wait to leave.

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

I’ll give the game a 9/10 for teh scare and a 10/10 to the player for those Steve Irwin reflexes. Can’t wait to see what the developers do with Snake Simulator 2: Ssssslithery Boogaloo.

“They can’t stop all of us” has become “but they can stop a couple dozen of us.”

Didn’t even have to wait 12 hours. 

Jerrah’s on line 1.

Jerry Jones will convince himself that signing Brown is better than paying Amari Cooper.

You sweet summer child. 

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

I’m genuinely surprised this wasn’t mostly a review of Randy Pitchford.