no

And cocaine. Don’t forget all the cocaine he did. 

A lot more people have had kids than have won a tennis Grand Slam.

Steelers fans like him again now

My grade school student government ran better than this utter shit pile. 

Man this is some good stuff.

Made by Spiders you say? Good for them! They’ve always made great webs, nice to see them branching out into new industries.

Apparently some people can get CTE from coaching football.

Derrius can handle those 12.

I can’t tell if this is sincere or spot-on satire. I hate the internet of today.

My 1700 hours of Bastion have now been validated. 

Counterpoint: Lamar Jackson actually believes he can throw a football now and this overconfidence leads to a Ravens implosion over the course of the season.

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

The battle indeed just got more interesting. 

As one of four (4) remaining dolphins fans, I was very excited when we traded for Rosen. Please pray for me and my family.

It’s surreal. The Raiders got literally nothing for 2 picks.

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

And Gronk coming out of retirement now that training camp is over with in three, two, one, ...

I legit don’t know what the hell just happened. I mean how? Although imagining Rothenberger’s reaction to this does bring me a surprising amount of warmth.