Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

Seriously though, Raw is more of a hate crime than a standup special.

you can see why they figured nothing would happen. previous events like this just bought the companies in question a second or two of publicity. Captain Marvel didn’t see a blip from the people screaming about how it was anti-men, Chik-Fil-A saw nothing meaningful from the backlash to their anti-gay shit, and the…

The 57-year-old Air Force veteran’s disability check is reduced by $5 every month by an automatic donation to the Trump campaign.

“I don’t have health insurance” is not the flex you think it is, lady. 

If we don’t nominate Joe Biden, we’ll have no chance of reaching these voters!

Presumably his boss’s boss's boss.

Don’t forget to include Tom Perez in that centrist kingmaker cabal.

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

It amuses me that the show writers think a Maduro led Venezuela is capable of being responsible with either nuclear weapons or nuclear power. There’s likely to be either:

On the bright side; thanks to the terrible state of American health care at least 8 million of those tens of millions are going to be dead within the decade

Tracer in Smash speculation coming in 3...2...

He looks like a man in drag. Confused about the motive.

Trump knows how to brand.

Concur. I really needed something to keep the existential dread at bay after the 30 to 50 feral hogs thing ran out.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Some dude shot like 50 guys at a country music concert in Vegas, not a damn thing changed then.

“We’re going to look at every issue. There’s no issue that we will not look at. And we’re going to be working with legislators to find out what the best solutions are for Texas.”

That came out for the DS. I bought it but never got to it. My backlog is enormous.

I skipped the skip. Very meta of me.