“Ross throwing a fundraiser for a prominent racist”

Or so he hopes.

for real. I only play with friends now because of crap like that. I would get tons of anxiety any time I would play Madden online.

I think we’re done here. You’e said it all! (Though others’ comments will, I’m sure, also be illuminating and valuable.)

You have to be fucking kidding me.

and with the other, Robert Kraft.

Wait... You’ll make $20 driving for 3 hours?

How many miles did you drive?

Multiply that by $0.575 (57.5 cents) per mile.

So is Simone Biles’ brother, apparently.  Yikes.

Yes she used her superhuman powers of being a woman and being there. 

$20 bucks for 3 hours is less than minimum wage.  That doesn’t sound great at all.

I’m really not feeling Dreams, I’m not really sure who it’s for. If you’re a serious game developer then it’s limiting and you can only go so far with it. If you’re not that serious then it’s a daunting amount of stuff to get into.

She was the driving force. She offered the bribe to get out of the arrest and immediately exploited the facts to bring a $50 million lawsuit.

This is the insightful commentary I come to Deadspin for. Not these silly “articles” from “writers” that could be “interesting” or “thoughtful” or “descriptive.” Nah, fuck it, I’m here for the comments when a writer gets “MEGAFUCKINHULKSLAMMED” by a commenter who just PWNS and EVISCERATES them.

I want to see where he’s going with the “if newborn babies could speak” thing, because it’s quite possibly one of the stupidest “deep thoughts” I’ve ever heard.

Maybe this was true when Nate was playing. Now it is true of the whole preseason. I think players predicted to be starters on the Bears have played about 100 snaps combined over the first three games.

That’s their fault for going public before they knew the business model was not only profitable, but sustainable. You shouldn’t take that out on the “independent contractor”, and you REALLY can’t politely ask a slave to put on his own chains. There is far too much competition for employment to expect the people you’re…

Nah Brah.

I’m surprised at how many companies think the “help us fuck you over” approach is going to work.

Help me understand something, Business Wiz types.

“AA doesn’t need any rehab!”