You can buy during the next housing crisis. That’s how I got in, and the only way we could.

Hell yes, was not expecting to find a pro-steal-shit-from-poor-homeless-people advocate in this comment section, but I love to be surprised. Big fan of just wrecking the shit of people who have so little after using them for photo ops.

I understand and appreciate the sentiment behind your comment, but wanted to follow up on a couple of common misconceptions.

If I was with my family after such a tragedy, I wouldn’t even want President Camacho visiting with me. Who needs the publicity when all I’d want is private time.

See Americans, you can have a populist despot and have fun at the same time!

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Throw some dark psychic energy at Williamson.

Give me, an AK, two 30 round magazines, 30 seconds and I’ll be able to solve for X.

Legit question for concerned voters - How do I sort through the 30-50 feral Democratic candidates that run onto my TV screen every 3-5 mins while my small kids play in the living room?

Trump’s campaign for the Republican nomination, specifically how he made the political gaffe a thing of the past and destroyed all standards, is helping Biden out tremendously in my opinion. People are realizing “hey, I can just choose to ignore the red flags and pretend they don’t exist!”

*grimaces*

First lady catches husband’s brains with grace, aplomb.

There was this Twitter reaction that really amused me. So a MMA journalist pointed out that funnily somehow there was never those shouts for keeping sports and politics separate when it came to Covington’s MAGA and Trump stuff. There were so many responses from people who utterly missed the point and started defending…

“He’s a heel, motherfucker!”

Appealing? No.

Yeah, but we can elect Joe Biden and he’ll be able to work with these people because [soul explodes as I crumple into a bloody heap]

Only Ivanka. Since he’s already there.

Swedish jails are heartless. They make you assemble your own furniture.

“What, you mean other democratic countries don’t allow judges to be told what to do by a politician?”

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…