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Somewhere, Jon Gruden is scribbling ideas into his playbook...

More like this, please! I get so tired of football articles that live in coach-speak or banal observations. As a dork who played for a year in high school 20+ years ago (I was tasked with ‘best receiver on the scout team’ role, if that gives an indication of my talent; I was much better suited for XC and middle

I’ve given up on him actually saying the n word or any direct racial slur, really.

He’ll just say Kanye told him it was okay.

Least racist president...since Jackson!

this is the wildest and perhaps wrongest thing ive ever seen in a kotaku comments section, and that is saying some shit

I bet the owners crack after 4 missed games.

Personally I’d rather watch a movie about a fictional incompetent coworker fumbling his way through everything. I’m working on the script. I just need a name for him...

Does Delaney know that he's dead? I don't think he's figured that out yet. He's going to be like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense. (And I will be laughing my ass off when it happens.)

I can not help but come to the conclusion that the New York Times is owned and run by corporate fascists.

I did a spit take at “progressive moderate”

the “if it were any other dad” thing doesn’t really apply here. if your dad is 40-year-old damon young—or even the 30-year-old damon young who could still dunk easily—he needs to sit his ass down and watch the game. but lebron is ... different. like, if blue ivy’s a teen and singing in her church’s choir, you think

I have reached out to every member of the US Men’s soccer team, former President Obama, and deceased football legend Johan Cruyff for comment. So far I have received no response. I think that says it all.

Because according to all Republicans, only the rich can have an opinion, unless they’re a celebrity, other than a celebrity who is a Republican.

That’s what most billionaires do. I just looked at the Forbes Richest People in America List for 2018, and I have no idea who most of these people are. Have you heard of Thomas Peterffy? Apparently he’s the 22nd richest man in America - fortune worth $20.2 billion, richer than the far more famous Elon Musk. 

Assuming he even wrote it, rather than delegating it to his assistant and briefly examining it before sending it to the NYT. 

The working theory is that they did this to stick it to the Yankees.

What’s more exciting to watch...

Do you think the Los Angeles Sparks should be paid equally to the Clippers?”

He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero