starring this because out of all the “no, U shut the fuck up” comments this is the best one

He’s trying to distract everyone from Mueller testifying this week.

It’s ok, we’re probably never going to retake the Senate anyway!

Guys, can we just cover the 1936 Olympics with no no pure-play politics?  Why would we even need to talk about what is happening in the host country?

People think she can’t be racist because she’s Chinese? Tell that to the Chinese government locking up Uyghurs. 

LeBetard gets suspended at least once a year, usually deliberately. While I wholeheartedly agree with everything he said, a I believe he meant it. Part of me wonders if that was case here.

Le Batard did miss the first hour of the national show on Friday.  It was almost certainly because he was talking with suits.  But he definitely knew that, if they had suspended him, it would have only proven his point. 

I just asked on our UDS FB page for the easteregg regarding this one... The designer for the game had no idea... :)

You know, I know some people on the team that made the game. I’ll ask if they remember!

If you’re a white woman, you can stay, but only if you turn over complete ownership of your body to white men. 

When you get your shot at an elite quarterback, you take it.

Another infuriating, stark reminder

Don’t forget Brett Myers! He hit his wife in public, with witnesses, and more or less got away with it.

Wasn’t an unsuspecting woman just trying to make ends meet recently caught on video reaching out to Robert Kraft?

Reach out and touch someone...

And of course when Goodell says he has to reach out to Bob Kraft that means he has to get his people scouring every shitty looking strip mall in Florida 

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

I would see THAT in the theater, which I never do for anything.

What’s your mom’s debt:income ratio, and how much would it improve if you were living on your own?

The recession has already begun.