Shady Jenkins

6/14/19

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

6/14/19

If it was planned then why not Just kick the ball instead?

6/13/19

Is this what happens when the prison guards run the asylum?

6/12/19

The content of the draft guide is great, it also looks great and I bet it was a lot of work. People need to get paid for their work. They partner with brands for this. The end.

6/12/19

Today, in Deadspin Headlines That Didn’t Age Well Immediately: Play in Game 5, Coward, God Gave You Two Calves For A Reason

6/12/19

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

6/11/19

These are going to make an incredible amount of cash. No way they don’t finish them. They’d be leaving money on the shelf.

6/11/19

People have been saying the same thing you’re saying about everything Square does.

6/10/19

Well, this must be part of her 40 year plan to sell the story for millions to some producer to make a movie out of it.

6/10/19

DeBlahsio is hated so much in Iowa that the local Dem’s registered cadavers just to have extra people to choose other candidates.

6/10/19

More and more I suspect that the sheer volume of candidates running means this won’t actually be a meaningful booster on that front.

6/10/19

Yeah! WOOO! YEAAAAAAAHHH!

6/8/19

The Patriots infrastructure he needs to re-create are having 3 other pathetic teams in your division, and thus a rubber stamp for the playoffs.

6/8/19

This is exactly what I would say about this series if I could write like Ray Ratto.

6/7/19

And here I was thinking that this particular rape case featuring a global sports superstar would be straightforward

6/7/19

Couldn't we just get him to say 9-11 backwards?

6/6/19

Look at yourself for 39 seconds in the office bathroom mirror. It fixed that for me.

6/6/19

... and the Patriots

6/6/19

Bold move cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

6/6/19

Possible NBA Finals Outcomes Ranked by Potential MVP Winner

1. Fred Van Vleet
2. Steve Kerr
3. Kevin Durant
4. Pascal Siakam
5. Kyle Lowry
6. Kawhi Leonard
7. Klay Thompson
8. Drake
9. Getting shoved in front of bus by Mark Stevens
10. Steph Curry