Him and most of Alabama with the exception of Saban.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE IN BRINGING THIS UP!!!

It’s not too surprising that he’s extremely online in 2019. To make all the Endgame timelines work properly, Captain America basically had to be a shut in for 70 years after going back in time at the end of the film.

Roll it up and pack it in. This comment section has been won.

100% this.

and a photo showed Franken grabbing a fellow USO performer’s breasts.

BUT, he and his wife are bringing tons of money back to Kentucky, so he will always get reelected.

Oof, I can already imagine the Dead Letters on this one. Gary is going to really lay into you from his Nextel i580 powered by PrimeCo.

I’m not even sure what those dudes are outraged about.  Whatever that sport is comfortable with as far as rules, why would men care? 

BUT, he and his wife are bringing tons of money back to Kentucky, so he will always get reelected. 

Beto ??? Sober up son. Beto is running out the clock on his 15 mins. Beto has only proved he can lose to the most despicable crass jackass in the Senate ... which is by no means an honorable or worthy feat.

Lol! Beto??? You poor fool. 

Looks like you misspelled ‘Sanders’. It isn’t spelled ‘B-e-t-o’.

I prefer a personal relationship with line spacing, thanks. 

It turned out that the fans were right to mock the idea of this fight ending in anything other than a knockout, it just didn’t end in the way they likely expected it to.

Patron Saint of Frontrunners

If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.

Kyle sucked shooting but that deep 3 near the end to seal the game was well worth the earlier struggles.

The chair of the fed has very politely told him to fuck off.

He also can’t spend $40 billion to subsidize swing-state farmers who are losing their livelihoods because of his tariffs, but he’s still doing it.