It's either Ken Nordine or God.

Pyke's supposed to have the little rope bridges go "poonk".

Heh. Anytime somebody tells me they have an overactive imagination and are constantly asking themselves "What if? What if? What if?" I just nod and say "Yes—what if Hitler won? What if God was one of us? What if Vision destroyed the Avengers?"

"Troyzan"? Are they letting aliens play the game this season?

That was an awesome thing to happen to someone who said "She's just a pump bro."

You ol' rascal!

X-Men: Top Drawer!

It's the truth. I remember them fawning over some Disney Channel artists about five years ago.

Same song. I can't not watch it a little whenever it's on.

This is what the highlight reel for Disqus looks like:
Notifications

I just heard the absolute WORST ad in the universe over the radio for this movie.

Ha ha ha. I watched "Real Genius" with a buddy a few months ago 
and the most interesting thing about it was that Jordan character.
Was Sarah Jessica Parker in that one too?

Nugent's articles are becoming my favorites, in spite of or because of the tortured syntax. There's some funny funny stuff in here. I forgive the occasional muff-ups like this one.

Dig those crazy saxophones!

This is all getting to be a little more than I can Build a Bear.

Music made me think of a German guy pulling up 
in a yellow Porsche and saying "Get a roooooooom!"

I must've dozed off for a second at the beginning of tribal, because I was surprised to see a reaction shot from Keith. (This is my first effort to watch Survivor, ever, so I didn't know the jury was privy to the tribal meetings.)

"Don't worry, if the only reason you believe in God is because you want to get into Heaven, you probably won't make it in. "

Yes. The entirety of all Creation.

Yes, I just watch it for the dinosaurs, and I can barely ever understand what anyone onscreen is talking about because I don't use closed captioning. So the family is called the Shannons, huh? Well good for them!