shadowstran
Shadowstran
shadowstran

Iron Man Destiny...now with friends!







I’m still buying the shit out of this game.

Some of their prices are like Walmart, but their employees get treated more like Whole Paycheck. Win win.

I can’t wait for capitalism to realize that for such a small investment in wages, you get a workforce that will follow you into hell. With productivity that will make the devil blush. 

Love Aldi, I’m on a tight budget and struggle constantly. Everything that I need is cheaper there than the big 3 supermarkets in the UK. Also you get through the check out quickly, the staff always look happy. This week I was quite short of money and managed to get the necessities much cheaper than elsewhere. Lovely

Hell yeah. Time to WATER THOSE CROPS. Time to LISTEN TO PRAYERS. Time to BE A LITTLE ANGEL FLYING AROUND SHOOTING FLOATING HEADS BEFORE THEY BURN DOWN A HUT.

Give us Actraiser, you cowards. 

MY FRIENDS LAUGHED WHEN I USED HER!

Ah, the time-tested 14 Day Trial By Orgasm. The old ways are the best ways.

I’d give him two weeks to convince me not to murder him by having lots of sex.

I would murder him.

Your accuracy should go to complete garbage while in mid-air, as well as for a short period after. Problem solved.

Counterpoint: fuck bunnyhoppers and I support anything that makes their lives harder. Jumping around every corner was not the main method of combat when I heavily played shooters, and it’s ruining every attempt I’ve made to get back into them.

Hmm...it seems your racism isn’t’ based on facts, shocking

Not trolling here (white guy), but it should also amuse anyone who’s familiar with Mitochondrial Eve and anthropology that scientifically speaking, we all have at least a tiny bit of African lineage.  It might only be a very small fraction of a percent... but it’s there.  Spit that in a racist’s face and then listen

Sue that pale mf and his conspirator-partner, who KNEW that car was clean. The best way to curb crooked cops is to call out the ones who think they’re who willfully ignore the CRIMINAL bs their brethren do.

I’ll be hoping for a lawsuit. It’s the only way the officer will be forced to learn new tricks (and find a different job).

Waffle_cop...my arch-nemesis...

I see “courier” and “cyberpunk” and now I’m hoping the courier’s name is Jake Armitage.

This is so f@#&ing wholesome I think it made my week. Even compared to the news of Fortuna being released which I was hyped for for a while now.

The WARFRAME community has always been my favorite online gaming community, at least for the last few years. This reinforces that feeling.