shadowstaarr
Shadowstaarr
shadowstaarr

Pssh if you look up the definition of Perfection it’s just a picture of Ana de Armas 

Ana de Armas is gorgeous.

I’m embarrassed to admit that after I saw the movie, I went out and bought an F-35 Lightning II. My wife was pissed to say the least.

She must have passed out after childbirth.

If all other purchases are multiples of 10, and earned coins always come in multiples of 10, then the remaining 9 coins are rendered unusable. If it costs 1 coin and makes 9 coins worthless, then the skin essentially costs 10 coins.

Most beautiful woman in SNL history?

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You opened the door with “Too Many Cooks”, so I have another Adult Swim non-movie: “The Greatest Event in Television History”.

My first choice would have to be Keanu Reeves, but Noram Reedus would be acceptable.

It straight up says it in the trailer. 

They’re hot balls of gas is space. Learn a book.

... and we are all the descendants of Adam... Driver.

kinda like

Zaslav’s strategy seems to be the equivalent of “why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box?” That’s a hacky punchline and so is he.

To be fair, RORBC is a helluva game.

“James Cameron, meanwhile, just leaves Avatar 2 and 3 scripts in the bathroom stalls and then just won’t stop STARING at me after I’ve done my business.”

The original Splash Mountain in Disneyland was probably a massive drop when it first came out, but theme park rides have progressed somewhat since then.

Turd Ferguson was the real Jeopardy star.

Excuse me, about SNL, I have a distinct memory of many masterful performances by Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy thank you very much!

I'm thinking of vomiting already.

Zach Cregger (Whitest Kids U Know) directs from his own screenplay