There’s more conjecture in this post than in the company name of Pete White and Billy Quizboy’s tech company.

I would argue it means the exact opposite. 

The thing is, most people probably don’t even do a cursory check on their condoms before using them, and checking them in a more than cursory manner might actually lower their effectiveness. Condoms have a 98% quoted efficacy rate, and I’d wager less than 10% of users do anything more than check the expiration date,…

I will remember your invaluable legal advice next time I shoot a gun at a condom.

“Surprise mystery witnesses! Each more surprising than the next!"

I totally agree with you. This isn’t meant as an attempt to excuse him in any way, but I’ve always wondered if some of that was “Well, I tried doing the self-reflection thing, and you all said fuck me, so I’m going to play to the cheap seats who say I did nothing wrong.” I remember the credits including a list of…

I think part of the reason why his “comeback” material was so aggressive was because his open letter, which was more reflective and remorseful than any other response from a man accused of misconduct, was basically dismissed out of hand. I think his letter was earnest, but when the response was “fuck you, not good…

I’m not a sexual assault apologist, [I spent four minutes looking for a gif of Rachel Dratch yelling “I’m huuuuumannnnn!!!!” and couldn’t find it :( ]

“But as in the essay he published when his misconduct was brought to light back in 2017, C.K. doesn’t seem interested in atoning for his actions.”

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internets today (tho it’s still early): Someone who was proudly certain for 35 years that they *understood* the plot engine of “Weekend at Bernie’s”.... and then, *today*, they had it explained to them.

Actually, what happened was that the hitman called when he arrived at the dock on a payphone, looking for directions to the beach house, and Bernie answers the phone later, so the answering machine had already picked up and started recording. Bernie thinks the hitman is coming to kill the two guys, so give directions…

His role in Demolition Man is the one I most remember him from, the old version of the rookie cop Stallone knew before he was frozen.

The good (first) half-season of Luke Cage.

Okay I’m not against this but what is Turner’s thoughts on ice skating up hill?

Blade? More like Belayed

“But I still like a real man.” Are we sure this isn’t Seinfeld’s coming out story?

“These reefers are making me angsty!”

Let me save everyone a google:

He was briefly skinny on the one episode where they put him up on a cross because they needed to get a res-erection.

And let’s not forget, those movies led to Magnitude. Pop Pop!