Next Week: What Was Moon Knight’s Random Bullshit?

Plus Anakin’s confession was more just that - a confession - than gloating. It’s (supposed to be) clear in the scene that he is still in rage and experiencing a profound crisis of conscience. One that is ultimately won over by his selfish emotions (the Dark Side) rather than his moral values (which, by this point,…

I finally got around to watching the trailer.
So, Wandavision was Marvel’s Pleasantville. Loki was Marvel’s 12 Monkeys. Hawkeye was Marvels Die Hard. This is Marvel’s Fight Club.
I don’t say the above as criticism. I’m here for it.

I dunno if we’re going international here, but season 2 of Naruto has been my fav since it came out. The song is banging, and ninjas.

Two examples, both for the amazing music.

Notable:

I’m still holding out for a brutally violent reimagining of Step By Step (preferably including a backdoor pilot to my dream project, Patrick Duffy The Vampire Slayer). 

Yeah I’m trying to turn everybody I know onto it, but so far nobody has Showtime...

I also thought of this as soon as I heard about the Fresh Prince reboot although I imagined it as more of a horror series with Urkel serving as the tragic villain. Being rebuffed in his amorous and social pursuits turns Steve inward, desperate to fix those parts of himself he sees as holding him back.

Pokemon GO to the precinct!

He’s sucking dick for crack in Heaven now.

To be fair, Affleck was the bomb in The Accountant.  Batman not so much.  He did a decent Bruce Wayne tho.

Andrew Garfield’s face 2020 & 2021:

Ariana De’What?

I feel like torrenting a sandler movie is still paying far more than it’s worth.

What about this guy?

To be fair, there were so many people for whom Harry Potter was the only books they ever read and their sole cultural touchpoint (except for perhaps The Office and Friends) that who could expect them to understand any of the cryptobigotry?  

In the case of the Quiznos ads, they were actually more plugged in than checked out. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/quiznos-spongmonkey-erin-sullivan_n_5d07cd53e4b0886dd15cdf87