We're just a moon of the Sun.

Close. Pee-er reviewed.

John Madden is somewhere pissed off right now, I’m sure.

No, though it did make me think a) “well, RIP to him” but also b) “oh, so that’s probably why the C”

I assume that a conscious decision was made to describe Dustin Diamond’s career as skidding to a halt rather than screeching to a halt. Yet more evidence that the AV Club is classier than me.

Jesus. Bugs....White Rabbit....I did not make that Loony Toons connection, I just though it was another hacker handle.

Jessica walters one hurt so much as I loved her still in Archer and man did she steal every moment she was in Arrested Development. 

I’m convinced we were able to get our house because it sat on the market for so long due to the owners choice of murals. I was initially upset the realtor showed us the house because it was out at the very top of our price range.

In fairness, it’s a lot easier to solve crimes when people drop the one piece of relevant information they had from a decade ago in a three minute conversation about an unrelated case.

Meanwhile, THIS image exists:

let’s not forget Nicholas Hammond Spider-Man... although i guess those were tv movies at the time? I can’t remember

I don’t even see the code. All I see is Siamese, calico, tabby...

I’m not sure if I love it or only so so yet, I’m still digesting it.

The Analyst very clearly explained that people who are scared or angry produce more energy.

ZOOOOOOOK

DEREK! 

Warner Bros, apparently.

No Bill Bixby Incredible Hulk!!!!?  THIS WHOLE LIST IS INVALID!!!!

Y’all shoulda gotten more granular and ranked this list by individual seasons; just think of how many more pageviews per reader that slideshow would have pulled in!