Uh, 7-11 are like some of the most common convenience stores in Japan, and I personally find them to be the best, because their ATMs take international cards without a hassle unlike Family Mart or Lawson.

Ass move or not, it is, right now, inescapable for some companies because of $$$. My experience comes from working in the film distribution business (before streaming admittedly). Distribution of media is traditionally contracted by geographical region. If you can easily buy my game in in the EU, Australia and…

I you actually think the high level executives are behind those twitter accounts I've got some beachfront property in Kansas to sell you.

Because what indie devs need the most nowadays are middle men that care about them, that one person who can make all the difference in the world when a small developer is trying to make a living releasing their project on a big platform. Do you think the suits in the board of directors are going to pay attention to…

Aaaaand here's another reason why we need a more detailed and specific sex education curriculum in schools, so that no kid has to grow up to be a repressed, bitter and frustrated individual like yourself.

I'm looking forward to reading every single one of these and doing a very, very involved write up about each of them.

Listen, don't be ashamed! It wasn't your fault AT ALL. It was HIS fault for pushing your head down too far. He did that! That's a rookie fucking mistake. He's a dumbass. Dude needs to learn that if a lady is kind enough to go down on him, he should keep his fucking hands to himself and just focus on telling you…

"Mine was not some demure, coquettish poot, but a nuclear apocalypse trumpet that heralded the arrival of the four horsemen." made me laugh REALLY hard. Not as hard as your fart, of course, but it was some pretty major laughter.

This is like the 2nd or 3rd fart story we have had. All of you all vain people need to get over this right quick.

Then I laugh bitterly to myself because I realize that, yep, I'm a straight white dude fretting about a single, solitary place not regarding him as the default for once in, you know, ever. Strong play, Grayson. Strong play.

This costume says: "fuck you Ubisoft" all over it. I like that, i really do.

I use it for text alerts. It's great when five people text me at once - it's like my phone has the world's most melodious orgasm.

On Project Runway, where they have to show their skills in design and construction and prove their mettle to show they are capable of becoming a top designer, the contestants are usually tasked with designing for the "average woman" or a larger-sized woman for a particular challenge. And inevitably they roll their…

This isn't incompetence people, this is EXTREME P.C. BUILDING!! Fuck thermal paste, fuck putting the CPU on first, just stack that shit in mid air and slam it down baby!

*spoilers* There is also a giant Mad Men era wife swap scene.

Bro...bro...Velma has always been the goods.