Why? I don't lose respect for someone when they say they like CoD.

It's time to say it. Look, video gamers. I am sure you are all good, fine people, but please leave your crap out of our shows about ponies. Every time I turn around its video games this, video games that. All the forums I read are plague by video games. Give it a rest, you deviants.

does it come with shatteted cockpit goose figure?

Fun fact: Kinja has a 70-character limit on headlines, so "in the western world" is going to have to be the headline for the director's cut of this story.

Apply cold water to burned area, Valve!

"The sheer number of errors in this paragraph makes everything you say invalid. For reference; Acclaim went out of business 10 years ago."

For reference, I say these things to get a reaction from you types. The types who think that everyone is dumber than they are and need to point out really obvious intentionally absurd things in comments only to dismiss the legitimate points. I know you think I'm stupid, but I know you're stupid. Also that was an…

The sheer number of errors in this paragraph makes everything you say invalid. For reference Acclaim went out of business 10 years ago

CJ, would you kindly show us how they drive on the east coast?

A man chooses, a busta obeys!

I am Carl Johnson, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Vice City, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose…

It's one joke.

Fallout 3.
Walk into rundown building. Go into bathroom looking for medicine and supplies. There's a medkit next to the toilet... "Easy... Easssyyy...." *missclicks* Accidently drink a bowl full of radioactive toilet water.

There is no doubt in my mind that football coaches, even at the pro level, remain some of the most backwards and blockheaded people of the mentoring world, or that the undeniably mediocre Leslie Frazier and his staff have made many bad decisions for many bad reasons. But you'll have to excuse me if I am a little…

That's why I kept getting the DLC. The story is hilarious.

The game only gets better the later you get into it.

ugh. it's too good. nothing witty can even be said.

My smart, gorgeous, funny, bi-lingual, (and yes, bi-racial) daughter doesn't deserve to live in a world with these idiots. The racist haters can take their boxes of non-Cherrios cereals and put it where the sun don't shine. Must go watch some more Patrick Steward to put me out of my rage.

That's actually some pretty decent stuff. I drink it myself sometimes.