Oh man, I remember when DragonHeart came out and there on the movie screen was an awesome looking CGI dragon. (This was 1996 and it looked awesome) and I thought, “Now they can finally do an awesome Dragonlance movie.

I read that yeah. Humanity is gross.

We watched it with my pre-schooler last year, and boy howdy did she end up bawling. But it happened at the end of the movie when ET goes home. She just wanted him to stay with his best friend Elliot. So many tears that night.

As a single kid at the time it was released I was very much scared during ET. Not so much Zrek himself, but the part where he dies and turns weird and grey (pictured above) I also was scared of the Doctors and their plastic tubing. The beginning scenes in the forest scared me as well. 

This is great. As a latchkey kid growing up in the 80's of course I was all over MTV. Remote Control is a perfect encapsulation of the Gen X experience. Irreverence, sarcasm, syndicated TV, and music videos. My brothers and I would dream of being on this show. It was great. 

Yeah, that was pretty gross on the Fuller House cast’s part. It was good to ask, but when the twins refused because why shouldn’t they, the cast and writer’s should have left it alone. 

When I was younger I found the ubiquity of the Olsen Twins’ schlock to be annoying. Also, the “I can’t wait until they are 18" crowd to be especially gross. Then about a year ago my daughter was watching one of their videos at my Sister in Law’s house. And the sheer amount of crap that they were peddling in front of…

Young Tom Hanks, showing that range all in one scene.

Great in the trailer. Not so great in the movie. 

By this point in time I only saw Revenge of the Sith in theaters out of obligation. I had convinced myself I liked Phantom Menace, and that was the last one I actually purchased on home release. Attack of the Clones was so bad though that I knew that the Prequels were poorly executed messes. Sure, we were now, finally…

Wow moments in the sequels:

It’s all in the reflexes.

This is absolutely true. These shows are selling the fantasy. I don’t want to watch a couple pick between three crummy houses that look just like mine. I wan tot make fun of rich people and their bad taste.

True, but Young Frankenstein is pretty amazing without having seen the original.

And for the most part you can drive-thru Dunkin’ and get your donuts quick. If no drive-thru then you can definitely be in and out real quick. On a morning commute you don’t want to get out and deal with a grocery store.

The whole story is interconnected. I think you would need to watch the preceding ones to get some of it. Maybe here’s a YouTube supercut of it?

Oh man, that Hannah centered episode was devastating. So beautiful. Such a shame that the main love story had to be compared to the beautiful side love story of Owen and Hannah.

She was good on Game of Thrones, but was underused and eventually killed off when the showrunners didn’t know what to do with the character that they made up and was not in the books.

Shitty person gets turned into a cat to learn a valuable life lesson? Isn’t there a shitty Kevin Spacey movie about that?

The Porno contains Potassium Benzoate.