I’m baffled by the love for the live action Beauty and the Beast which is completely pointless. Especially by my Disney superfan family members. Of course they are far less cynical than me, and that might have something to do with it. But the animated version is so perfect that it still baffles me.

I thought that the floating man was really well-executed. His initial appearance is unsettling, but then the tension just keeps getting ratcheted up as young Luke attempts to hide under the bed. You just know that it’s going to find him, and once he pops it’s head under the bed you know it’s going to be horrible. That…

This is completely true. It’s really such a bizarre thing to see. When I was a kid at 8 or 9 years old I spent a day following train tracks that were near the playground that was a few blocks away. My parents had no idea. But today, I tell my 8 year old not to play in the front yard when we aren’t out there. Even if…

I just watched this with my 8-year old the other night. I think we watched it last year as well. I would’ve been 7 when it premiered so it was the perfect age. It’s been a tradition of mine for awhile and now I am continuing it with her.

1. THAT IS A FAIR POINT AND I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN

The T&A is one of the things I loved about it then. It might just be nostalgia but I still love it.

DESPITE YOUR ALL CAPS I DO NOT FIND A REASONING FOR WHY THIS MOVIE IS BAD, IN FACT YOU MENTION SOME OF THE MANY THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THIS FILM!

I thought he pretty much confirmed that at one point?

That’s such a good cover.

She was always great on “Third Rock From The Sun” 

I have done what you have with cheese puffs. They would melt so easily.

I’m pretty sure all the Targets around me do not have Changing stations in the Men’s Rooms. There is usually a sign that says “Changing Stations can be found in the Family Restroom.” There’s only one of those and if it’s in use then I am screwed. (and don’t get me started about the times when I waited around the…

Can I say the Meteor in Armageddon? My god did I want it to hit the Earth.

Hank Scorpio is the correct answer. 

Welcome to the fold Brother.

Doen’t lose My Number.

I thought Fogler and Queenie’s story was the best bit of the first one. I’d like more of that.

Well, I’ve never heard the term “djent” before. I’ll have to take your word for it.

Damn. Pete, also says to Oscar, “You could’ve been mine y’know” (Or something similar. Stupid Math.

Holy shit! That works. And blows my mind!