Okay, I don’t think Apple is the bad guy here. If you’ve not updated your mobile game in 2 years, that’s on you. 2 years seems a little stringent, but that’s two iOS updates in that time span. If you haven’t checked to make sure your game isn’t broken or fixed bugs in 2 iterations of iOS since the one you made it for,…

Yes, allow the people who didn’t listen to you back on your planes… that’s the smart choice. That’s why I (never) fly United.

Remaster Sonic 2 for the GameGear/Master System you cowards

I like the Machete Order for first timers (and if you’re an OG trilogy fan but also a completionist). The only thing I do now is I watch Rogue One first because it leads right in to ANW perfectly. That and I guess I have to watch Solo after Revenge?

Really? Was the question mark necessary after “fond?” I like Jodie Whitaker as the Doctor, even though the writer for her has been the most inconsistent since Clara Oswald, which isn’t that long ago in the chronology of the show, but feels like ages ago. Also the pandemic did her dirty imo, her second series got good…

I was ready to pass on the power sword since I have the previous Bandai release… but mine doesn’t glow…

No, don’t look back at the first and second Indy films, look at the first and third!!

Plus wasn’t it hinted at that Casper got hit by a truck or something, or even killed himself? It’s been too long but I vaguely remember it being a dark death.

Glad you don’t have to strain yourself doing weekday work and weekend editing, but there’s not going to be any weekend editor on Kotaku? So no more Sunday comics (which I realize hasn’t been posted this week or last)? Sad days. Are all the weekend editors disappearing across all the sites?

If Will Smith resigned from the Academy how can he be nominated for an award? Do you not have to be a part of it to get one?

That’s weird, I’ve always found the crumpet goes stale after a day and then gets rock hard when microwaved, so I usually wrap it in a damp paper towel.

The article is titled “Bill Nye the Sellout Guy” and spends the entirety of it painting him as a villain for promoting recycling (albeit it for a company that is destroying the world with plastic), yet I’m the guy who is a dick for pointing out reality versus some idealized version of the man you’ve put on a pedestal?…

SuperSoakers might be cheap now, but the good one back in the day were of comparable price to this new one. The new SuperSoaker “water guns” are cheap because they are cheap things. 

Ah, I only ever saw the reruns which were on after, which was after it’s original run.

The man is a mechanical engineer and a tv presenter, his job is to say things people pay him to say. Are you dense?

He got his start on Almost Live! a Seattle area sketch comedy show that was on after SNL

I did like that ride though 

Probably, but he was at the Riker wedding in Nemesis, so he clearly visits his mom and friends(family) from time to time.