No, I did. That’s just a classic line from a thing you missed the obscure* reference on.

So you think that teaching kids from an early age that violence is the solution to problems will make them valuable members of our society?

This is timely given Kingdom Hearts III’s inevitable release. I almost bought the story so far for the PS4 because I felt playing 1.5 and 2.5 on my PS3 would be a downgrade.

Are we not mentioning the Enterprise alum? I feel like that’s worth mentioning. Not as cool as a Voyager alum and Seinfeld, but relevant.

Kifflom brother-brother

So... I get it, the grind to unlock the full roster sucked. Personally I spent the time playing classic mode with each player I unlocked. Not only does it help train you, you also can see the move sets of new characters or how old characters have changed so you’re not caught by surprise when you face them in battle.

I mean...

Amazon has the 128GB Silver for the same price.

Amazon has the 128GB Silver for the same price.

Bringing home the bagels sounds racist, especially if bagels is the replacement for bacon which is a term for money/wealth. Bagels have long been associated with Jewish people in an outdated stereotype... not a stretch to connect another stereotype of Jewish people when bagels mean money. And therefore we have…

I wish Jughead and Archie could wander through Greendale next episode (or sometime on their walk about, but I assume it’ll end with them abruptly returning home). Like maybe just have them at the cafe Hilda works at, just to tie the two series together because I want so badly for Sabrina to interact with Archie and Jug…

So it was half Bring It On, half Legally Blonde? Starring like half of the people she was on Victorious with? The other half of people were YouTubers? I’m feeling old, I can’t keep up with this stuff.

I notice you didn’t mention buying Full Restores in the group of things to buy before the Elite Four. Do they not have them? They have the properties of both a max potion and full heal, definitely worth it over using them individually in battle.

Wow, Penny Arcade made simple something I’ve been trying to describe for years. Usually I go the self deprecating route and say apple products are designed for stupid people who don’t want control over their tech - just that it works and isn’t outdated immediately after purchasing... 

To be fair, Grand Theft Auto made mega blocks figurines for GTA III and Vice City, over a decade ago and I do not remember the same uproar over having access to Misty (the prostitute you pick up for Luigi and drive over to him at his shop) or Claude (at that point in time he didn’t have a name, but he was the…

Clearly we’ve forgotten the legendary music video for Paul Simon’s Yiu Can Call Me Al...

While my I applaud you on your correctness, you and I both know the OP is wrong to imply all Spider-Man games are just reskinned “Batman Games.” Clearly OP is referring to the new game essentially being an Arkham style game because this is the only Spider~Man game in recent memory that anything like the Batman Arkham…

Is it me or are the sides quests a bit derivative from Assassin’s Creed? Last Spidey game I played was Amazing Spider-Man 2? And there were some similarities but this straight up gives me old AC vibes.

SDF... Japan has a Space Defense Force?? Super Dimensional Fortress??? Sigh, it’s probablg something like Special Defense Force. I’m not familiar with SDF.

I’ll have to check out Dark Disciple. I’ve been using my audible credit to listen to a new canon EU book since Inferno squadron/Battlefront II - which I think is my favorite so far. I liked The Lost Stars, Last Shot (surprisingly), and the Legends of Luke Skywalker. OH. And the Thrawn books.

I just finished Lost Stars and it essentially ended at the Battle of Jakku, so it’s serendipitous this post was here. I was like “man i need to go back to jakku.”