Well, her father has been campaigning for Hillary the past couple of weeks, so it’s time for Ivanka to get with the program.

If body language counts, they were doing that this year.

I’m just waiting for Ivanka to switch over to Clinton. I’m also looking forward to 2020 when Cruz’s daughters openly campaign against their father.

Kiefer Sutherland recognizes that he sort of has alcohol problem, but doesn’t feel like giving it up.

Yeah, that’s a dangling participle. Which is illegal to show in public in at least eighteen states.

I didn’t get the sense he was in any way judging this rich woman for having expensive things. For regular people, accessories that are worth over 5 mil are not the norm, hence his little aside about his cheapo watch. Talking about these things isn’t the same as saying “this rich famous person doesn’t have the right to…

That headline. I thought the investigator claimed he himself killed JonBenet.

Grammar jokes. They’re never not old.

I absolutely agree that this investigator and anyone else who got on camera and accused this man of killing his little sister when they were children should be sued.

I would definitely sue that guy. I can’t understand why anyone thinks they could make these kind of statements in such a public manner and not be sued (and sued successfully).

Right. Clinton was entitled to have those files, but not to have them on a home server. He wasn’t entitled to have the files, nor to have them at home in any form.

Kiefer’s liver wishes that Kiefer would care just a little bit.

If I was paid $150 million to kill someone, I’d be buying a new identity ASAP.

It really doesn’t matter how much her jewelry is valued at though. Robbery is robbery - and I’d be upset for you if someone stole your Casio watch, Bobby. I’m sure it has sentimental value, much like Kim’s engagement ring.

My mom always said I should wear nice underwear because if I die people will see it. But you’ve just convinced me the opposite is way more practical!

Or the Broadway musical:

“What’s your name, man?”

If the name of my employer was Booz Allen Hamilton I’d steal too. Just think of the movie waiting to be made...