I feel like this Dirt Bag description of Kristen Stewart and her new movie/paper is peak Kristen Stewart-ness.

Public Relations. Too easy.

UK: Wait is this definitely beer?

“Unhinged” is the only word I can use to describe how she looked and behaved in that intro package. Just a complete break from reality, complete with full-on crazy eyes to go with it.

I don’t care about Lochte, but he’s another one that should have gotten knocked off before Amber—in terms of skill, I think he plateaued two weeks ago, where at least Amber was clearly trying to improve.

That poor man. He must sob into his pillow every night.

HOW WAS MAUREEN NOT KICKED OFF LAST NIGHT?! For real, how was she not even jeopardy?

Idk if “white ing” is a typo or not, but either way A+.

It’s impressive how much more mature and intelligent he sounds than the fully grown adult in this situation. Not very surprising, but still impressive.

I didn’t notice a resemblance at all in Equalizer, and I haven’t seen Girl On a Train yet, but there were definitely three or four scenes in The Magnificent Seven where I thought she could have been JLaw’s double.

I knew the actress wasn’t JLaw going in, but only because I’ve been stalking the IMDB page for that movie since it was first announced (my family has a fixation with Antoine Fuqua/Denzel movies, and also westerns, so it was a given), and I saw she was in the last movie they did, which was Equalizer. If I didn’t…

I just saw the blonde actress in The Magnificent Seven, and even though in that her hair was red and she was dressed like a settler, it is UNCANNY how similar her facial features are to JLaw. They look like they could absolutely be related.

That’s so mean to Batboy.

Red pandas are the one animal that is absolutely not a pet that I have always wanted as a pet. Them and foxes, which makes sense because red pandas are just fatter, fluffier versions of foxes. With little bear paws.

She definitely has a grating/nasal/whiny quality to her tone that rubs me the wrong way. She’s better than Maureen, but I was hoping that those two were the two who have been actually eliminated yesterday.

Hinchcliffe in jeopardy was absolute nonsense. He’s my top 3 (Laurie 1st, him 2nd, and either Terra or Calvin as 3), and one of the best dancers competing. Plus he’s adorable, pleasant, and Canadian.

LOL such an acurate insult.

Agreed. He looked like he was legitimately questioning every decision he made in his life that led up to having to deal with Mischa.

DTWS entertains me to no end, but they absolutely stack the deck sometimes with the pairings/dances. The new kids typically get stuck with the older/presumed bad dancers to start out with, while the established dancers (who typically have won before) get the younger or more talented dancers (gymnasts, pop stars, etc.).

Yeah, I don’t think Julianne understood/cared to understand why her comment was shitty. I definitely thought Amber took the classy way out, but I felt bad that she felt like she needed to apologize in case she “misunderstood,” i.e. to give Julianne a way out and save face.