Given how much PR-speech there is and how little substance, I can only assume the latter.

I really liked the regular Dart when I test-drove it, but it just didn't have that excitement factor I was looking for. This is great news.

I really liked how Ward told Skye that he was a terrible person, and she basically said "Nope" and proceeded with the kissy-face. Listen, if someone tells you straight-up that they aren't a good person, they probably aren't. They definitely know themselves better than you know them.

Worse than this? I don't think so. At least Nemo could drive his in the rain...

1967 GTO is my dream car. Finding one not a rust bucket, or un-molested becomes harder every year.

Yeah, Bucky is dreamy *sigh*

Is the ability to possess a garage like his directly linked to how much denim one wears...because I'll 'suit up' as it were, if that is the case.

How did you feel about Cloverfield?

In the end, we died anyway.

Every time they change it, it just sucks a bit more. Why change it? This version offers zero viewing benefit over the last. It has less ease of use and, as you so eloquently put, "fucking blows."

What did they expect to happen? How exactly *should* the car be driven?

Arizona plate. Paint doesn't look bad, dash doesn't look cracked, and windows don't look overly-shaded. Garage kept. That interior is something atrocious, but looks to be in pretty good condition. Paint shines, probably repainted like the article said, but still in good condition.

Has a very "Maserati" feel to it.

Possible death or the ability to speak with more sounds? No, I don't think that is a decent trade-off.

This was my immediate thought.

You would think it would be used to not seeing the sun.

My list looks something like: Jag, Ford, Smart are 1,2,3 - in that order. Maserati is 4th, and the 200/Dylan is 5th. The Mt. Dew commercial gets 6th. After that, I give them all a tie for 7th.

If the 3rd movie is going to be about Ragnarok, I'm not sure why you wouldn't include him, as he is one of what, 3 beings to survive it on the Asgardian side?

What are you attempting to show? The website you linked shows the following things: In 1997, Nebraska beat aTm 54-15 in the championship game. In 2010, Oklahoma beat Nebraska 23-20 in the championship game. aTm didn't win either of those. They have zero claim to either of them.