Well whatever you want to call it, it looks fantastic on all of you.  Keep up the good work and know that we all support your sartorial decisions.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

Seeing as how the dress code for the site right now seems to be “Fuck You”, would that be “Very Fancy” or “Just Post Something That Looks Nice”?

They most certainly have that right.

Not white.  Not Republican.  Just the truth.

I interpret that as more “say whatever you want about politics around the event, just do it AFTER you praise the guys who actually died in the attack” more than “CONNECT THIS TO CLINTON!!!”.

Sino wave generator.

It makes no sense, as Krispy Kreme gives out free donuts 364 days (Closed on Christmas) per year when the “Hot Doughnuts Now” light is on.

Is Ferrari having money problems? This appears to share a platform with the “new” F8 which is indistinguishable from a 488, which is a side vent away from being a 458 of a decade ago. 

Anyone buying a GT-R in anything other than Midnight Purple Metallic is clearly fucking up. 

The Raptors went dead cold in the fourth quarter of Game 1. They missed their last 8 shots and didn’t score on their last 7 possessions. They lost 108-100. Other than that quarter and Game 2, they’ve lead pretty much the entire series.

Consumer Reports is excellent. Your apparent opinion of them is uneducated.

I like this thread. Kerby Lane is hipster nonsense (and still good, but not as good as the wait is long). And Torchy’s has better queso. 

I came here to say this.

Kerbey Lane is super fucking overrated

Jason, I’ve been a developer on more than one of these types of monolithic ambitious-but-aimless projects that eventually lurches over the finish line (late). You’ve gone through months (or years) of very real suffering to get it to that point, and when it arrives, you’re embarrassed at what’s been put out. It’s…

So, how do you test drive a car you order over the internet?

http://isgrudengoneyet.com/

Hey, Jon. Welcome to Deadspin. There’s some aloe on Petchesky’s desk, you should use it.

This sucks but at least John Cena will grant a wish for him.