Unfortunately, this was still the best drive of the Rams’ season...

Oh, look at Mr. Showboat. Too flashy to put down a single, fundamentally sound dribble and then bank that shot in like Coach Rupp taught his players to do back when basketball was still great. This is why I’m done with the NBA.

That’s the same thing I do every time I get a star.

Oh FFS burke

What about Lejon Brames?

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

Get ready for four years of this from your uncle’s Facebook, everybody

That’s the face of someone who’s been putting up with a lot of shit, and realizes she’s got some thinkin’ to do.

That moment you realise you should’ve gone with your instinct, had the abortion and save yourself a shotgun wedding to a bozo.

The look on her face is like she’s trying to figure out how she can be with a man who is about to vote for trump.

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

Rub corn on your genitals. A good Kansas woman has the olfactory nerve of a badger, and the smell of a fresh cob will attract all but the choosiest in any village. 

That’s not the end of it! My sources tell me he won’t ever appear on Bill Simmons’s “Any Given Wednesday” again either.

To be fair, every guy at the Florabama looks like Kenny Stabler.

Yup. These are my viewer.

That’s cold, they wouldn’t even consider every other wednesday?

I mean its allost too easy to google.

What an idiot. Donald Trump didn’t want her to commit voter fraud. He wanted her to stand silently outside a polling place in a liberal-leaning area with a gun.

Cubs don’t score again and lose the Series at home, so begins the Curse of Murray

Haha Cubs aren’t winning this series