“Let’s target 6-year-olds to 16-year-olds...”

I too worked as a custodian at a prestigeous northeastern university, only to get fired for using the chalkboard in the hallway of the lecture hall.

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Wait a sec—is that really a blazer sweatsuit?

Kid needs to learn from the greatest:

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

I’m honestly shocked he didn’t say “Many people are saying that I have some of the greatest most terrific pussy grabbing techniques in the western world. People are saying that I’m tender but firm and hold for the right amount of time. It’s not me saying it, people are saying it.”

Here you go Trump, you worthless piece of shit, I made a cover for your new book. I’d send you a bill but you wouldn’t pay me anyway.

I hate to be ‘that guy’, but I really think the “grab them by the pussy” thing was a joke; a tasteless joke for sure, but I don’t think he was being serious.

Oh, think again!

That’s a horrible proof of life video. He should totally be holding today’s newspaper.

Man. Just think of how much Pussy a man could grab with that kind of money.

Oh man, I love the process story just as much as I love the actual story. Something is...fishy...in NBC’s timeline.

“Cmon you guuuuuuuys, I’m a legacy”

I had not actually listened to the audio before CNN autoplayed it for me. My God Billy Bush sounds exactly like an 18 year old rich kid virgin at a kegger trying desperately to get a bid from FIJI house even though he’s only the equipment manager for the lacrosse team.

Yeah there’s like... nothing scandalous here at all. This is the most milquetoast of all Hillary ‘scandals’ so far. She talks like she talks regularly, is pretty frank overall, and essentially says that the best way for them to fix the broken Wall Street is to start reforming themselves internally... which seems to me…

The really fucked up thing here is how, behind closed doors, Hillary Clinton talks exactly like… Hillary Clinton.

Oh, you’re talking about dames. Yeah, that works fine with dames and broads.