Because “Antonio Brown” has like 7 guitar solos and Josh Norman just bought his first Squier Stratocaster 16 months ago and he’s still learning his scales. He can do “Big Me” by Foo Fighters, though.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

These camo uniforms are getting out of hand.

It’s better on Wikipedia. At least for the moment...

Google Translating this into other languages yields many great results, but my favorite is the English-Korean-English combo:

RIP Jimmy.

Jimmy Fallon is tricked into eating a poison pill and has a minute to say something not-phony for an antidote pill or die.

I am proud to say that, after all the commitment and sacrifice I made to reach it, this picture I took at the highest point in Florida is 100% genuine.

This is really disheartening for those of us who have made the climb

Neverest

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Katmandidn’t

Amatuers.

Or ears ... am I late?

Or ears.

“Reminders that he had to pay up fell on deaf ears.”