It would be 11 crazy.

He’s in a Whole Foods.

CTE is real, folks.

This is no joke. Do not go motorboating.

To commemorate the day, spas in the greater Vail, CO area were throwing in a free facial, whether you asked for it or not.

A spokesman for the LAPD said that to honor the day they won’t pass up the opportunity to shoot.

If this is the kind of comment we’re inheriting from the orphaned Gawker crowd, I’m gonna hate you people.

Well, being able to get over the yips is part of what determines if you’ll make it as a professional athlete or not. Everyone’s gotta deal with the pressure. It’s part of the job description.

-Well, I had to google Cyanide and Happiness. Link to the the comic when you accuse somebody of stealing a joke!

Gilliam is lucky. I was arrested in England when they thought a tried to buy “a chap’s dick”.

“That one’s for Barbaro, motherfuckers.”

The horse realizes that the Olympics should be for humans, not him, and is now righting a wrong. Respect.

He was all like, “Whatever” then he pissed on an ice cream cart just outside the stadium.

I can believe it. Any time I think I might be looking at sex it usually turns out that I’m watching my wife read a book.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

And these new highways freed us from ever getting stuck in traffic again.

I was kicked out of Shaun White’s band for not saying “bro” and “yeah bro” enough, but this is the first I’ve heard of all these allegations. [takes yet another picture of my weird disgusting penis]

Why put anyone in a position to answer a question like that.

but his character made him that six-tool guy