I actually think it’s weirder when people who don’t have any independent appreciation for sports become zealous supporters of their school’s athletic programs.

In a more perfect world, adults who were sincerely emotionally invested in the success of an amateur athletic team would be scoffed out of mainstream society. That Kaine cares about college hoops at all is sad; that he seems to be displaying a continuous lifelong allegiance in the face of external logic is, within…

I hope Korey Stringer greets him at the Pearly Gates, and I hope Dennis Green lets him get some gatorade.

Gary Anderson tried to catch a flight to say goodbye, but he missed it.

Having Tweeted, Schefter offered his condolences to the Green family by coming out of the bush outside the hospital room window and saying he was sorry for their loss.

And make Mexico pay for it?

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

my four-year-old daughter said, “Daddy you don’t remember anything!” Since then, she’s said it a few more times.

The Onion continues to knock it out of the park:

Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

Marky Mark? He of the “I would have stopped 9/11 if I was on one of those planes” boast? Completely full of shit? The hell you say.

The fact that it’s over and he actually has to sit 4 games is mind blowing. Just pure lunacy on the NFL’s part.

If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue.

Pretty good show. But not enough bears. And the tendency to show the crowd during the best parts of videos was... unpleasant.

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Clark The Cub was there!

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

It’s John Mayer. I mean, c’mon.

I thought it was fake too. Everyone knows uppity Christian moms only use Facebook.