The “can’t beat ‘em join ‘em” thing isn’t being hammered enough. I’ve always, always rooted for Durant and I just can’t any more, because when James Harrison talks about participation trophies and shit, this should be Exhibit A. Isn’t this supposed to be about competition at some point? Is the message we want to send…

Yep Kobe the guy who stayed with the team that drafted him for his entire career. Greatest Charlotte Hornet of all time

“Dude is just an employee.”

No, there is an additional reason aside from jealousy to not like this move. That reason is entertainment. You know, the whole reason we watch sports. Do you like to know the endings to movies before you even start watching them? This season is going to be boring as hell. I have no desire to watch a team roll through…

I don’t hate KD for signing with the Warriors...I just hope they don’t win any more champinships

Where did Will Gordon go?

delete your account

But, you won't be holding a bottle that says Bud Light Lime on it.

But was it the right call?

Love the power move of the ref to just chill in the chair and start scrolling through Facebook on the iPad right after the match ends.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Agreed. We’re the real heroes.

What are you, some kind of Olympic mathlete?

Patent Examiner/ former Patent Attorney here: One day back at the firm, my managing partner called me into his office to let him know that someone had called him about filing a patent. This person had (sigh) been on a “vision quest” with a shaman, and taken hallucinogens which (sigh) caused him to travel forward in…

Looking like a young Drew Magary.

Oh boy, this is going to get...Messi.

Micheal Jordan 0-6 in finals if his teammates missed all their shots

You guys, Jordan would never quit like that.

If LeBron quit just because he lost 4 finals, he wouldn’t have won three. Or some other hot take that doesn’t make sense. Look, all I’m saying is that LeBron is a better soccer player than Messi.

Burke attempting to climb the north face of Mt Take.