Damn, Trump knew how to play baseball the right way.

This will serve as a warning to all of the doping cheetahs in the Olympic village.

There was a non-zero chance they'd actually shot the mascot. This Olympics is going to make Sochi look like the London games.

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

Klay Thompson and Steph Curry were not the same sharpshooters after Harambe was killed.

Jet fuel can melt teams.

The key was getting Steph Curry to drop his guard. Or, you know, to pitch it like a baseball.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

On purely aesthetic terms, it’s Kingsley. Obviously. I can’t help but laugh when I see him.

These are all great options, but I’m damned if that sun doesn’t make me crack up every time I see it.

It’s gotta be Kingley. The derp level of that thing is off the charts.

Seems like McAdoo about nothing.

Kevin Love: McAdoo? More like McA-DON’T, amirite?! [awkwardly holds his arm up, looking for someone to high five]

i miss the old bill simmons

This is what disappointed me about PFT Commenter joining barstool. He was hilarious as parody but now it seems like he’s adopting the persona unironically. Like if Colbert joined Fox News or something. On one hand I can’t blame the guy for wanting to get paid and have a full time gig but on the other I don’t see the…

Still not sure why he went there. Half the comments on his articles are from people who have absolutely no clue what he’s doing. It makes as much sense as Colbert moving to Fox would have made.

Only as an aside, and for what it’s worth the very original incarnation of Barstool Sports was a fun free sheet in Boston for literally reading at the bar, no website of any note.

When I emailed them about their iffy record on football picks and that I was going to Vegas for the Pats Panthers SB, one of the guys begged…

PFT Commenter got less funny when he switched from SB Nation to Barstool. Right? Not just me?

Anyone that has read Barstool or has grazed through the comment section will see that she’s just pandering to the audience. The founder of the company is a Jew and the majority of jokes towards him relate to him being Jewish. If she wasn’t an established reporter, you wouldn’t even be talking about this, it literally…