I always built my NBA Live 2005 teams around Stojakovic’s 3-point shooting at small forward. A legend.

I don’t have to live like that.

It’s always good when a Belt gets loose for 69.

Can we talk about the Deadspin opening credits music for a sec? Because that medley is definitely not DUAN approved.

That is definitely what they named it.

Good luck with your HBO show, Bill.

adequate man doesnt watch that fucking show.

This makes me want to join IS.

I learned all I needed to know about getting hot babes from the 90s Taco Bell commercials where the chihuahua is trying to capture Godzilla.

Step one treat her like the hooker she is.

You just used the 3rd Law of Takes

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

I’d announce that Tim Tebow has been signed by The Cleveland Browns.

Masshole meets asshole.

“I hate America,” Curry said. “We [The Warriors] burn an American flag before every game, it’s a tradition.”

7.) Move the team to Baltimore

Those dudes have no Chile