My attention and efforts are focused on the participation in and preparation for a championship season:

“And here’s the championship question: How far can you punt a football?”

You can lift it off of yourself.

“We’re home.”

(I don’t know enough about Canada to make a good joke. I just want to feel involved.)

So this is what Canadians get worked up about when they don’t have playoff hockey.

I just wanna see the scouting notes on JaMarcus Russell. REAL BAD, SLOW DELIVERY, CONDITIONING A CONCERN, BUT CAN THROW TO THE MOON. LET’S GIVE HIM SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS

LMFAO AT THE CANADIANS OMG

I haven’t seen a point guard look that mangled on a bike since Jay Williams.

“Dad Rock: You Won’t Even Have to Bring a Book to These Concerts!”

This man is living his best life.

Mad respect, bro.

Could we get a pro baseball team in Milwaukee?

Timber was hoping to go in the first round, but he fell.

Are we agreeing that he was jumping there? Beiber’s burst off the ground reminded me a lot of Zach Randolph

Joke’s on you, Tom. This was quite obviously an actual tryout for the Nets.

He’s getting off on all 69 charges? Nice.

I can understand why the coach was a little surprised; almost no one turns down an offer of Moorehead.

Uhhh.. what?