Great, another athlete abusing a woman.

His behind-the-ears tattoo signifies that he’s killed a career.

Nice smugshot.

They never start biting until there is a horde of them already on you. I figure there’s one with a little bugle that he blows when it’s time for them to attack. I want to go one on one with the little bugle blowing sumbitch.

I am of Polish descent and I am quite offended by how this video portrays my people as hoologans. Everything was calm and orderly until someone started a rumour that there was a black guy in the stands.

I like to punch a hole down into a fire ant bed with a broomstick, drop in a little smoke bomb, and put a bucket on top. Takes ‘em out a treat. If you put an ear on the bucket and listen closely you can hear a lot of little cough, coughs. I need some of those flares, or whatevertheyares.

Every so often I want to get in touch with my Eastern European heritage and light something on fire and/or attack someone over their slightly different Eastern European heritage, preferably while wearing some form of mask.

This works quite well.

Sixers fan: All that scrap has got to be worth something.

It's ok simpletons George Will shall think for you

here’s George Will—asshole fuckface clown George Will—sitting there with his thumb in his ass

Sitting through Space Jam right now would not be as fun as you remember.

I’m sure they could find someone local.

Game 6 2002 Western Conference Finals. Never forget.

The helmet, 5 minutes later:

The best part of Barstool is how PFTCommenter somehow convinced them to pay him for making fun of literally everything they stand for.

Trumps VP

Schilling is headed to Barstool where he can continue to pander to suburban Massachusetts racists.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

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