That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

I'd rather drown than be a Brown.

I was ready to be all like this dude was wronged, then I watched.

Man, can it get any LOWER for Johnny BieberConcert?!

If there is a God in Heaven, by this time next year Justin Bieber will be sitting next to Johnny Manziel in that same Columbus bar, looking back on his own shattered career...

As fun as it is to shit on Johnny Football, Mr. Burge makes it sound like he is enjoying the same lows with none of Mr. Manziel’s highs.

This is why Nate Dogg sang on his tracks.

“Now he droppin’ and yellin’, it’s a tad bit late.” -Nate Dogg’s ghost, on Warren G’s singing

“because they have good readers”

Whatever room the desktop is in after the wife goes to sleep.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

Can we start calling him Ja’Goff now? It’s been five months.

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CJK5H

No snark: this is fucking awful. Poor dude.

Little known fact, Laremy Tunsil’s mother is Oddibe McDowell.

Looks like Cleveland...

You do whatever you have to do to stay out of Cleveland.

Maybe he just left his shirt in the dryer too long. EZEKIEL ELLIOT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO LAUNDRY, DROPS TO SECOND ROUND.