Geez, Cleveland gets all the luck.

Being in NC it’s funny/awful to see Richard Burr go from being an obstructionist archconservative who openly pooh-poohed the consequences of sending our nation into default a couple years ago to the most responsible, palatable Republican on the NC ballot this year. Republicans in this state have gone from “We hate…

Murderers row? It’s not like they hired Craig James.

If you hold your junk all night while sleeping, you might be a serial killer. Your balls would get way to hot over the course of the night to sustain 8 hours of junk cradling.

Tinder for parents is a legitimate million dollar idea

I know what you mean, I watched Jupiter Ascending this weekend.

Ah yes, the Lament of the Rich Courtside Asshole.

“my DM’s not popping,” he says, furrowing his brow.

D’Angelo Russell: [swipes right]

Samer’s Pickup Line

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

Counterpoint: Collinsworth is garbage.

Probably not, considering Collinsworth, who is awful, would be part of the duo.

The ambient heat generated by the competitive fire stoking Jordan’s WILL TO WIN caused wet spots to evaporate instantaneously when he approached them.

D-Mo falling on the ground is the best defense the Rockets have played all year.

Whoever submitted “Politically Correct Elementary School #1" is an idiot. Everyone knows that a true Politically Correct School would never be #1 because all schools are just as good as they are.

Who really is so inexperienced and dumb that they need a drinking guide, yet intelligent enough to go searching for it on the internet?

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

Have we learned nothing? Who are the people of Austin to make this decision? You call the school what he WANTS TO BE CALLED.

These people are so ignorant. Everyone knows it's spelled F-L-A-V-O-R Flav, not Flava Flav.