The saddest part is that he takes home leftover popcorn from the stadium.

Maybe under Broussard’s shitty belief system, he thinks retweeting a man is considered a homosexual act?

Sad these kids died but they caused their own demise. Based on these girls’ past, I’m sure their parents are real winners too. Probably the kind of people who would never try to blame others for their problems. Who would want to displace negative consequences of bad parenting and make a few million off a lawsuit? I’m…

That dude deleted his profile picture too and now totally has egg on his face.

That’s the Twitter equivalent of selling someone’s mom to ISIS for a Chipotle gift card.

Their logo looks like a distended anus, probably from shitting on that guy so hard.

The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.

Is that supposed to look like a USB outlet because they’re the Chargers?

What, GQ’s writers can’t make the list?

When told he was going back to Cali, Moody responded, “I don’t think so.”

never mind, thought i saw him. sorry guys

I’ll forever respect Kobe for his philosophy of “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take...And probably like 75% of the ones you take. Take more shots. Take all the shots...fuck Shaq.”

I don’t want to be an adequate man no more.

this is the dumbest fucking shit i’ve ever read

Yeah, I feel like your wrote this to make your situation better/normalize it in your own head. it’s less about last night of freedom!!!! and more about bonding.

If one of my friends told me he was doing this and invited me, I’d laugh in his face and probably skip the wedding. Also, I wouldn’t be friends with the kind of person who would do this.

Fruit picking.

This is precious.

I thought this is what happens when either one half of the couple is SUPER controlling or SUPER lame

A joint bachelor/bachelorette party is really just the reception without the rest of the wedding invitees.