Hollywood could not have written a better ending.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

Everything you say is true... and yet... and yet.

I think there’s a weird media echo-chamber effect happening here. Young people see dickish media articles ragging on them. Young writers fail to recognize dickish media writers are not the same as older co-workers. Young writers conflate dickish media writers with older co-workers. Young writers then create articles…

Miller’s response was much better than that of the Tennessee mother who, on seeing the picture, claimed Newton got her wet.

Oversharing is good way to tell if somebody is actually listening to you. Unfortunately, it can also lead to unpleasant nicknames from your friends at the bar, like “Butthole Jimmy”. fml

TL;DS

What the hell?

We get it. But the writing is objectively bad.

I just feel like, if this is how she writes everything, no wonder life is a struggle.

Of course, it is just as weird and funny from the other side. All the old people read articles like this and think, “why do young people think all older people who work are somehow responsible for the hell we all have to work in now.” We certainly aren’t excited that companies have downsized and made all of us do the…

this was so many

Earlier this evening, I read an article about how it’s awful to work with people my age, because we’re… something. It was unclear

God, it finally happened — I forgot how to read. Because I have no idea what any of this means.

Amy Rose Spiegel is a writer and editor in New York.

You’re not just thinning the value of something you’ve already got by applying it too often and too far, which is currently the case across the temporal board.

Wow. I just kept scrolling and scrolling but the article kept going... But she had a job editing other people's work? Um. Okay.

what

Boy this is long.