One the one hand, these are entertaining glimpses into the life of the Deadspin offices.

Alex Ovfetchkin

Ray Barque

Bark Messier

If you’re the kind of jerkass who is constantly looking for reasons to slag women’s college basketball, you could point to UConn’s wire-to-wire dominance as a sign that the sport is stale and boring.

“If you’re the kind of jerkass who is constantly looking for reasons to slag women’s college basketball male”

In Soviet Russia, drugs take team.

Adam LaRoche will still be my favorite sports baby.

If they don’t get it, it’ll just be crying MJ on GSW players’ faces.

The Spurs are just sitting there waiting for the next pick up game like the cagey 40something at the recreation center, adjusting his elbow pads and using a special solution to clean his sports goggles.

Shawn Kemp had the same attitude with condoms.

Guys imagine if HRC had said something about fucking subway tokens.

Get a sharper knife.

This is some shit Michael Scott would do.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

It is the best kind of correct.

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“I use a cudgel, or a large stick, or possibly a golf club. Bitch learn her place when she get iron in the face.”