Please please please let all the entrances actually lead to moving vans headed for the coast to deposit them on pilotless garbage barges.

Good to see that “Actually Guy” is already in mid-season form.

Thanks Trudeau

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

“Hi Jay, this is Dave from North Side Yamaha checking in. We were doing an internal audit and noticed that you haven’t responded to any customer service emails in 13 years. We want to make sure you are still fully satisfied with your purchase. Call me back.”

Broncos: Hey we want you to come play for us, but we can only pay you “X”

What a dumb article! Kap is an unhappy employee. He dislikes his company (49ers), he didn’doesn’t trust bosses, & dislikes his job description (not necessarily the starter, definitely not a centerpiece).

Okay, but everyone is still wondering if he is a man. Why does he refuse to address this question?

Even better was how the pro-PBC announcers tried to make this into a HUGE announcement after the interview, like this is something that could actually happen.

I was actually pretty shocked by Sports Illustrated’s cover this week.

i miss dating subtractions in newspapers

Plant your feet and take the damn charge, Tommy.

Rasheed’s late career face-turn was particularly enjoyable for its organic nature: he gradually mellowed out, while fans grew to appreciate a wily —and always entertaining— veteran.

Best Screamer post ever.

Is ya boy eating SpaghettiOs at his desk?

where’s foodspin

He’ll be taking his talents to South Bitch.

Reminds me of this pic I saw today of a cow that’s been washed and blow-dried.

But there’s only one way to pay off those student loans...
By mooooonlighting as an exotic dancer.

Are you a man, or an actual finger?