But how will women know how to use them?

I’m so fucking cool I am literally the product of P and V sex. At least that’s what my parent’s say.

Wow...

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

You’ll never make Senior Mist Maker with that attitude!

He might be a winner today, but who knows what kind of horrible shit he could be pulling tomorrow. Athletes aren’t role models. Look at this one-act play for proof:

Wait, women think sports fans care about hockey?

What are your thoughts on shorts?

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

Way to fuck over the guy who gave you your fake ID. Asshole. Macura deserves 20 years in prison for that D’angelo Russell-esque dick move.

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure was only like 25 years ago...

Who says USC isn’t an elite educational institution?????

saleing*

the guy from Entourage and the Pianist

These ladies should contact me.

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

Mets Pitchers offer sympathy:

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…