90 proof ham.

Oh! They have Apes-a-Poppin'!

I only came here to make a Poochie joke, and alas…

Huh. I thought Popper was dead.

Only 22 minutes? Perhaps I've underestimated Rick Perry.

You spelled Goebbels wrong.

Isnt Rasputin's wang in a jar somewhere? That'd make a great Bannon.

Less artsy, more fartsy!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

I'd settle for jail, but okay.

Watch out, he's packing ham!

It's funny because Trump fans are dumb.

So…the Wayne fortune comes from slave labor.

I demand validation and praise for this comment!

We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.

Go banana!

I have 3 kids. All litter box trained. My cats still shit in the plants tho.

Shaq?

People aren't wearing enough hats.

Laughing time is over.