Correction: Ever using Twitter. Period.

Just. Don’t. Tweet. That’s the main lesson here. There is literally no upside to using Twitter in 2021.

That gets him canceled? Jesus. Really? What ever happened to just saying, “Dude, that was a dick comment. Say sorry and don’t say that shit anymore.”

I’m linking the Townsends video here about mushroom ketchup because it seems CRIMINAL that it wasn’t mentioned in the article. I think the recipe is slightly different (it’s a direct 18th century recipe, so way different spices) but the video is such a good explanation of the history of mushroom ketchup, and as always…

Prolapsing the butthole cut?

@Laserface1242:

This is gonna sound super cynical, but oh well: Paula’s a “woke” brown woman who spouts Twitter-ready platitudes about structural oppression, etc. Despite the fact that she’s been a shit-heel from the start, a lot of people will have sympathy for her just for that. 

Oh I’ve been pretty certain from the start that she’s fairly well off, and not just someone who got a full scholarship or whatever and met this rich girl. (For one thing I suspect if she truly had zero money it somehow would have been mentioned by now.)

I think she did genuinely freeze (or sorta freeze) and that’s why…

Paula’s not the biggest villain, but she’s perhaps the most self-delusional. She is not one of the “good guys.” She’s hate watching her own vacation while still enjoying all the fruits of her host family’s white supremacy. Like Rachel, she maybe wants to be a good person or, perhaps, at least be seen as one.

Yah, we agree on your second point—the review has WAY WAY too much sympathy for Paula. How on Earth did she ever think this plan was a good one? And it really shows her own blindness that she assumes Kai will naturally be able to pull it off (and I guess find a way to easily off load the stolen goods, etc, etc).

I’ve nominated Paula as the biggest villain in this tropical drama.

‘“Say hello to my little me.” -Rick. Then he fires a gun that looks like a puppet version of him. It says “pew pew” while it shoots. What even is this joke?’

It’s a good makeup job, but I’d be offended if I were an actual balding, mustachioed, sagging-faced actor that had been overlooked for this role so that Jared Leto could land it.

Well, she’s making enough money to prove that she’s not stupid, at least. Capitalizing on your looks is life on easy mode, sure, but there are lots of attractive women in the world, so it takes more than JUST looks to make the money she's making.

Same person also did give the same cat alcohol, which as I understand it is one of the most poisonous things to cats (even in tiny amounts).

No that was someone else who grabbed her cat from the desk and dropped it back down to the floor over her head and children raised on anthropomorphic cartoon characters called it abuse.

Nathan, as others have pointed out, this article didn’t need to exist. I’m not a fan of this Twitch coverage, but I understand Kotaku covers gaming culture and not just games. I hate what happened with Deadspin, so I’m not about to tell you or any one else on staff that “you should stick to games”. That said, is there…

That parenthetical clause earned you a star, sir. 

Pornhub exists. 

The author has a weird obsession with this garbage.